[转帖恶搞]~~~无限剑制~~~多种恶搞版本【文字+贴图】

pmnds
2009-12-08 17:03:24

嗯这些是我找到的一部分恶搞【文字+贴图】

首先是启动吟唱的恶搞翻译：

[color=green]原文：
I am the bone of my sword.(――体は剣で出来ている。)
Steel is my body , and fire is my blood.(血潮は鉄で　心は硝子)
I have created over a thousand blades.(几たびの戦场を越えて不败)
Unknown to Death.(ただの一度も败走はなく、)
Nor known to Life.(ただの一度も理解されない。)
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.(彼の者は常に独り　剣の丘で胜利に酔う。)
Yet , those hands will never hold anything.(故に、生涯に意味はなく。)
So as I pray , unlimited blade works.(その体は、きっと剣で出来ていた。)

原文翻译：
I am the bone of my sword.
身为剑体
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
钢铁之血灼璃之心
I have created over a thousand blades.
手创千剑历经百战
Unknown to death.
无一败绩
Nor known to life.
无一知己
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
常独自一人醉于剑丘之巅
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
故者，此生亦无任何意义
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
则其身定为无限剑制[/color]

[color=blue]恶搞：[/color]

萝莉版（无限萌制）：
I am the bone of my Loli
吾以萝莉为骨
MOE is my body
以萌为吾身
And GAL is my blood
以GAL为吾血
I have push thousands of Loli
吾曾推倒无数的萝莉
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of Loli
吾独醉于萝莉之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited MOE Works
无限萌制

好人版：
此身背负好人之名
热血青年劳动模范
经历多场恋爱
从未成功
也从未发卡
独自立于好人卡堆之上
故此身并无意义
以此祈祷
情侣全部去死去死！

[color=red]火星版：
I am the punishment of my Mars
我代表火星惩罚你
Delusion is my body, and water is my blood
身为妄念，血是水文
I have browsed over a thousand titles
阅无数帖不回
Unaware of presence,
无谓登陆
Nor aware of void,
无谓马甲
Have withstood pain to taunt Mars being
独醉于火星文之嘲弄中
Waiting for Webmaster's arrival
以候版主之到来
I have no regrets.This is the only enjoyment
无悔，此生唯此乐趣
My whole life was"Unlimited Mars Works"
以吾身为“无限火星制” [/color]

[color=orange]铁匠版：
I am the bone of my sword.我是剑骨头。
Steel is my body,and fire is my blood.身体是钢铁血液是火焰
I have created over a thousand blades.打了好多剑
Unaware of loss.没失败过
Nor aware of gain.也没赚过钱
Withstood pain to create many weapons.打武器好辛苦
waiting for one's arrival.只能等顾客上门
I have no regrets.This is the only path.我不后悔我只能作剑
My whole life was "unlimited blade works"唉……我一辈子都要打剑[/color]

[color=sienna]Google版：
I am the bone of my sword.
我的骨我的剑.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
钢铁是我的身体,火是我的血液.
I have created over a thousand blades.
我已经建立了一千元的刀片.
Unaware to loss. Nor aware to gain.
不知情的损失. 也不知道有利可图.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
经受了痛苦,创造了许多武器.
Yet those hands will never hold anything.
然而那些双手永远不会举行任何会议.
So as I pray, my whole life was “Unlimited Blade Works”.
所以正如我所愿,我这一辈子都是"无限刀片厂"[/color]

[color=deeppink]金山快译版：
我是我的刀剑骨头
钢是我的身体，而且火是我的血
我已经产生超过千刀锋
未知的得要命
也不已知的居住
让 withstood 痛苦产生许多武器
仍然! 那些手将会无法支撑任何事
所以当做我祈祷
无限的刀锋工厂[/color]

[color=purple]打油诗版1：
I am the bone of my sword.
我呀我是剑骨头
Steel is my body,and fire is my blood.
浑身钢铁不长肉
I have created over a thousand blades.
没事造了好多剑
Unknown to Death. Nor known to Life.
不知死活真没救
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
皮糙骨厚不怕疼，
Yet,those hands will never hold anything.
一看手里啥没有，
So as I pray,
愿望达成的时候，
unlimited blade works.
无限剑制出来喽.[/color]

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打油诗版2：
我呀我是剑骨头
钢铁身体不长肉
盗版铸造百千剑
不知死活没药救
皮糙肉厚不怕疼
不需成本凭空手
藐视产权如我愿
无限剑制出来喽

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[color=#000000]方言版：
身体是大片儿刀做的
血是铁疙瘩心是玻璃碴
多少场的战斗里摸爬滚打就没输过
从来没有打不过就颠儿了的
也压根儿没人明白过丫干什么的
丫就一人儿在那片儿刀坡上自个儿美
要么说丫这辈子就算白活呢
那身体整个就一大片儿刀

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网络写手版：
俺之书为恶搞而生
BT之血，萝莉控之心
数度狂写时用头撞显示器
N次吐血……
X次喷饭……
汝等仍为秒万YY女色而苦思
俺独自在此钻研恶搞之王道
有人问,你的书,意义何在？
那回答,俺之书,无须意义！
俺之书就是那《魔王育成计划》
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极影恶搞黑胶带版：
I’m the wrap of my works.
吾之身为手贱之包装
Shade is my body, glue is my blood.
身为黑漆，血为黏胶
I have censored over a thousand scenes.
曾修正过千场景
Unknown to goodness, nor known to cops.
不知纯洁，亦未尝上车
Have withstood the joy to create many disciples.
欢乐中目送无数人走向糟糕
Yet those darkness will never hold anything.
然这胶带将不遮盖任何事物
So as I pray, UNLIMTED BLACKTAPE WORKS.
如我所愿，无限之黑胶带制。
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[color=#000000]接下来是图片：
原版：
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0406231001252721613qANE2.jpg[/img]

DNF版：
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0695355001252721666zJceF.jpg[/img]

高达版：
1.
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/040471900125272160243oVj.jpg[/img]
2.
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0594374001252721610VGMSz.jpg[/img]

奈叶版：
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0618022001252721595IQRpH.jpg[/img]

推土机版：
[img]http://pic.6621.cn/p1/jpg/2009-11-21/21/tomoya.6621.cn_0031326000.jpg[/img]

礼奈的无限柴刀制：
[img]http://h.imagehost.org/0687/ubw-rena.jpg[/img]

无限Saber制：
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0846687001252749989u5IHX.jpg[/img]

无限Caster制：
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0720428001252751021xp6lw.jpg[/img]

无限Gal制：
1.
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0554018001252750776MGITX.jpg[/img]
2.
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0377961001252750595PBCWD.jpg[/img]

Miku的无限葱制：
1.
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0572022001252721589mOiwz.jpg[/img]

2.
[img]http://pic.6621.cn/p1/jpg/2009-11-21/21/tomoya.6621.cn_0411392000.jpg[/img]

[/color][color=red][size=4]最后是最强的，“无限舰制”[/size][/color][color=#000000]：[/color]
[img]http://photo6.webshare.cc/0877434001252721591KP6P1.jpg[/img]